Here is an actual conversation with a friend. She is married and smug - enough said.
Friend: Chahal, I want you to get married. I want you to be happy.
Me: Clearly you have never met any of the millions of unhappily married people.
Friend: I worry that you might become one of those old women living in a tiny apartment with a bunch of cats.
Me: I am not a fan of cats. I might actually kill myself before I become a crazy cat lady.
Friend: Thank God. Promise?
Me: Oh I was joking. So you would rather see me dead than with a cat?
Friend: I think so. Yes.
Me: If I were a cat, I would be deeply offended.
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