It aint no MacBook

but it is a salmon pink Dell and it is so pretty I want to wear it around my neck and take it to bed with me. This is my first personal laptop ever. I never thought I would need my own laptop because I have always got it from work and who needs 2 laptops (I know some people own even more than 2, but I think they are just pretentious assholes adding to the global electronic waste and we will pretend they don’t exist for today because I am happy and in love). I work in IT so giving us a laptop is like providing a pen to an accountant (or may be its calculators, I don’t know. My image of accountants is a bunch of balding men with big notebooks and pens). So now that I am going to leave my company, my employers would want their laptop back. Then this old, slow and perpetually infected laptop would be given to some rookie who would curse the living hell out of me for not leaving a week sooner or later, so he had a chance at a brand new laptop. Anyway, today I can’t worry about anyone.

For me this old man of a laptop would now be replaced by this suave young man who knows how to wear pink. Now if we can just get the initial few days of awkwardness out of our way and get down and dirty, we can start planning our long future together.